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Jessica AlbaPacking our bags for Colts win, ex-Bucs and Jessica AlbaThis week's electronic conversation between Sports columnists Gary Shelton and John Romano focuses on the Super Bowl. GS: And so once more, we head into the madness that is called the Super Bowl. Have you packed all of your Roman numerals? JR: No Roman numerals, but I have stashed a week's supply of Metamucil in the false bottom of an Evian bottle. GS: Do you have to special order those? I spent four hours last night trying to unscrew one before giving up. Let me come right out with this. I expect the Colts to win by eight points. Are you going with the Bears, Goldilocks? JR: I do think the Bears defense will handle Peyton Manning better than New England's defense did. I also think the Bears offense will score more points against the Colts than Baltimore's offense did. And yet, by the end of next week, I think the Colts will still have found a way to win a Super Bowl. GS: In other words, you expect Booger McFarland to run four fumbles back for touchdowns? JR: As I tell my 3-year-old, it's not polite to pick on a Booger in public. GS: Are you kidding me? I'm not picking on him. I think he's next in the Trent Dilfer-Steve Young-Doug Williams conga line. If he can get past Thomas Jones and sack Brian Griese, I think he can be MVP. JR: Boy, there is a Tampa Bay flavor to this thing, isn't there? McFarland, Griese, Jones, Tony Dungy, Lovie Smith and Jerry Angelo are all returning across the border. If someone would sign Donald Igwebuike, we could have a party. GS: Also, we could invite people and charge them $400,000 just to attend. We could say Jessica Alba was there, only she was upstairs in the VIP room, which costs extra. Why? Because we're at the Super Bowl! Where, incidentally, the Bears will try to run the ball. Jessica Alba and Tom Cruise Team-UpIn a recent press release, Jessica Alba is reported to be set to star in a new horror movie produced by none other than Tom Cruise. The lovely Ms. Alba is rumored to have signed a $4 million deal with Tom’s company. With low interest loans available, it would not be surprising if Tom borrowed to get the actress signed right away. The film is called ‘The Eye’ and will be a Hollywood remake of the 2002 Hong Kong film Jian Gui where Allison, to be played by Jessica, receives an eye transplant which allows her to see into the supernatural world. The horror movie, which will be filmed in Albuquerque, New Mexico, will be produced by Cruise/Wagner productions, according to World Entertainment News Network. Signing onto this project will make 2007 an even busier year for an already strapped Alba. She is currently working on a number of movies including the sequels to Sin City and Fantastic Four. Along with these, her new thriller, Awake, which sees her star alongside Hayden Christensen will also be released this year. It is still unknown whether Tom will be starring in the film alongside Jessica. He has been known to take the lead roles in a number of his productions including the Mission Impossible series, War of the Worlds and Minority Report. We’ll have to wait and see, but it is difficult to believe that any man would pass up the chance to work side-by-side with Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba & Tom Cruise in The EyeGuess who's teaming up with Tom Cruise next? ... Science-fiction girl Jessica Alba is! Well, it still isn't clear whether Cruise will star in the movie, but it is his production company that's going for the project. The movie is entitled "The Eye" & will be a remake of the Hong Kong horror movie "Jian Gui". Alba will be playing Allison, a woman who received an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world. Production starts next month on location in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I wonder what sort of couple Alba & Cruise would make on screen? See Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears & Jessica Alba Have SexHave you ever wondered what it would be like to see starlets such as Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Jessica Alba having sex? Just about every red blooded male has fantasized what these ladies look like naked and what their 'O' face looks like. Well now you can see these lovelies, as well as others, not only nude but also engaging in various explicit sexual acts. Sound too good to be true? Well it's not, as long as you are not opposed to seeing them in animated form. We first came across 'Sinful Comics' (which is extremely NSFW) at Derekhail.com and like him, we just couldn't stop laughing. The explicit cartoon drawings of these celebrities are so life like. If you ever wondered what it would look like if Brad Pitt had a gag in his mouth or what if would be like if Paris Hilton hooked up with Lindsay Lohan, then this is the place for you. One of my faves is Keira Knightley and the Ass Pirates of the Caribbean? Isn't it amazing what can be found on the internet?
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